novocain for the soul

i asked him what movie would he fall asleep to, if he were leaving for texas in two days?

"where the buffalo roam." he said it sheepishly, but as if there were no other possible solution. he was right.

an hour later i'm being hustled awake by four frightened human critters. frightened by the storm outside. christ, i said. can't we move this little party to one of you guys' bedrooms?

"yeah, if we were sleeping in the basement. there's a tornado warning."

jesus. came home for a nice sunday dinner with family before taking off for austin. i start thinking i'm going to die before i even get the chance. oh, don't let me die in taylorville. please.

it blew over, naturally, and i drifted back to sleep as soon as they left. had a dream i was face to face with erin fein's naked right breast.

shit, you know? as soon as i shower and dress, i'm gone. if this town's resorted to natural disasters and mind fuckings to clean out its good people, i want no part of it. must leave before i get caught in the spray.

hunter, be with me!